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dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

(via thealbinoryano)

lesbianslickingpussy:

Come & enjoy !

(Source: sensualtouching, via licksomepussy)

bitterxbitch:

spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute

(Source: lavenderoilgirl, via passionate-cunt)